I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
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I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
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Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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