this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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