Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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