But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
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just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
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So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
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