Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
Randomize
