that's an acceptable place to lick
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
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My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
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I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..