real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
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He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
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Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.