508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
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I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
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He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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