I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
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went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
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As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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