So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
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so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
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For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
The air taste purple.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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