Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
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the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
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He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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