Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
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you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
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She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
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