yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
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Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
When did angry sex become our thing?
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College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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