Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
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And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
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I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
please don't ironically join a cult
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