Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
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You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
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He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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