whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
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after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
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No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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