real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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