The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.