No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
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but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
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Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.