you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
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Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
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my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives