We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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