yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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