hdsncx Gizmo asnqw toilet blanasdi
ok, stay where you are, be there soon
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Randomize