For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
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