hotel room ftw
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
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