pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
25 Facts Men Don’t Know About Women Until They Live Together
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
These 19 People Imagine Others When Banging Their SO
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever