What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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