If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
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well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
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Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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