Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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