There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
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If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
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apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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