yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
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I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
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Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
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