Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
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Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
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Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
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