You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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