i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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