yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
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all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
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It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.