Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
it's not cheating when I paid for it
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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