Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
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Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
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No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
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