we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
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Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
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And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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