We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
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Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
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I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
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That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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