Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
honey bunches of taint.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
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theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
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i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
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