if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
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i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
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He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
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