I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
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Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
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Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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