So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
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Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
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We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck