A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
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I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
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Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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