Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
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Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
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Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
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Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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