If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
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it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
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This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
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