Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
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I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
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your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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