ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
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There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
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I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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