god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
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I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
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I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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