Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
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Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
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I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.