You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
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just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
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I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?