Well apparently he's into motor boating.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
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If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
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You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia