Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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