you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
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It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
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I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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