she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
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All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
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I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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